btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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