He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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