how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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