He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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