I got chris browned last night
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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