I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
handjob tips. give me some.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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