That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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