You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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