sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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