You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
