Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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