woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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