pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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