is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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