i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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