We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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