Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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