So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Randomize
