you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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