I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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