My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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