I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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