It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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