Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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