im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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