I need help removing her.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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