4 words: hood of his car
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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