I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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