Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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