Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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