Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just googled if crying burns calories
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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