Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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