I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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