I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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