D3 body, D1 cock
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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