Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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