Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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