doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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