i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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