ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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