Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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