She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He did a backflip because drugs
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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