She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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