Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize