The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
whose parrot is this?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
