That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize