no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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