last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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