you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Can I color on your dick again?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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