Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am mentally ready for anal.
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