Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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