sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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