im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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